Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
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1 lawyer and a mosquito
- |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!...Read the whole joke
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2 Leave them to slug it out!
- |What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out!...Read the whole joke
200 0
3 Light ale!
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!...Read the whole joke
182 0
4 Lily!
- |What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!...Read the whole joke
208 0
5 Lollihops!
- |What's a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!...Read the whole joke
214 0
6 looking for bookworms
- |Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!...Read the whole joke
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