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1 Cat jokes 01
- |Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...Read the whole joke
189 0
2 Cat jokes 02
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...Read the whole joke
186 0
3 Cat jokes 03
- |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...Read the whole joke
191 0
4 Cat jokes 04
- |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...Read the whole joke
198 0
5 Cat jokes 05
- |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...Read the whole joke
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6 Cat jokes 06
- |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind...Read the whole joke
194 0
7 Cat jokes 07
- |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the ...Read the whole joke
206 0
8 Cat jokes 08
- |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke
200 0
9 Cat jokes 09
- |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke
201 0
10 Caterpillar jokes
- |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...Read the whole joke
216 0
11 Centipede jokes
- |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...Read the whole joke
196 0
12 chameleon's motto
- |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke
226 0
13 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
169 0
14 Chicken jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...Read the whole joke
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15 Chicken jokes 02
- |Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chick...Read the whole joke
184 0
16 Chicken jokes 03
- |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...Read the whole joke
158 0
17 Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke
126 0
18 come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke
148 0
19 Croaka-cola!
- |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke
225 0
20 cross a firefly and a moth
- |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke
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