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1 Bear jokes 01
- |Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've b...Read the whole joke
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2 Bear jokes 02
- |: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hol...Read the whole joke
175 0
3 Because they squeak!
- |Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!...Read the whole joke
207 0
4 Because they're wrigleys!
- |Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they're wrigleys!...Read the whole joke
214 0
5 Bee jokes 01
- |Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?A: The bee gees!Q...Read the whole joke
188 0
6 Bee jokes 02
- |Q: What did the confused bee say?A: To bee or not to bee!Q: What's black, yellow and covered in bla...Read the whole joke
199 0
7 Bee jokes 03
- |Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes alo...Read the whole joke
215 0
8 Bee jokes 04
- |Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can't whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the rain?A: Not without their ...Read the whole joke
191 0
9 Bee jokes 05
- |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: W...Read the whole joke
183 0
10 between a fly and a bird
- |What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!...Read the whole joke
272 0
11 Bird jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead par...Read the whole joke
180 0
12 Bird jokes 02
- |Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird taste...Read the whole joke
175 0
13 Bird jokes 03
- |Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried ow...Read the whole joke
185 0
14 Bird jokes 04
- |Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: 'Too wet to woo'!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygne...Read the whole joke
201 0
15 Bird jokes 05
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A: A bird who knocks before deli...Read the whole joke
219 0
16 Boring!
- |What is life like for a wood worm?Boring!...Read the whole joke
147 0
17 Bubble and squeak!
- |What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!...Read the whole joke
206 0

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