Your mum is so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
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1 A bookworm!
- |What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!...Read the whole joke
304 0
2 A bullfrog!
- |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!...Read the whole joke
279 0
3 A croak and dagger agent!
- |hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!...Read the whole joke
285 0
4 A croaker spaniel!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!...Read the whole joke
259 0
5 A croakus!
- |What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!...Read the whole joke
286 0
6 A dirty kid!
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty kid!...Read the whole joke
319 0
7 A frog with hiccups!
- |Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
575 0
8 A gerbil shepherd dog!
- |What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!...Read the whole joke
297 0
9 A golf blooded reptile!
- |What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!...Read the whole joke
255 0
10 A grasshopper with hiccups!
- |What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!...Read the whole joke
239 0
11 A hamster!
- |What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!...Read the whole joke
262 0
12 A hoppercraft!
- |What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!...Read the whole joke
286 0
13 A hot frog!
- |Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?A hot frog!...Read the whole joke
301 0
14 A killer butterfly!
- |What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!...Read the whole joke
271 0
15 A light meal!
- |What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!...Read the whole joke
255 0
16 A lost frog!
- |What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!...Read the whole joke
211 0
17 A maggot with attitude!
- |What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!...Read the whole joke
190 0
18 A mammoth!
- |What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!...Read the whole joke
197 0
19 A moose-quito!
- |What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!...Read the whole joke
211 0
20 A morese-quito!
- |What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!...Read the whole joke
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