Disconfect (v.) To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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1 That was no piccolo
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2 The amazing conductor
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3 The autograph book
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4 The insane conductor
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5 This must be heaven
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6 Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
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7 Trombone jokes
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8 Trumpet jokes
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9 Tuba jokes
- |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1...Read the whole joke
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