I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they donít want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was that?!"
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1 A cultural comparison
- |Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant ab...Read the whole joke
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2 A drunk Irisihman falls
- |O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heav...Read the whole joke
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3 Admit that you did that
- |An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "...Read the whole joke
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4 Angering the Irishman
- |Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to th...Read the whole joke
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5 Ant and a grasshopper
- |THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house an...Read the whole joke
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