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1 What did Arafat say to Clinton?
- What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."...Read the whole joke
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2 What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...
- What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went 'tick, tick,tick'?'Ve haff vays of ma...Read the whole joke
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3 What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...
- Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go e...Read the whole joke
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4 What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
- What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"...Read the whole joke
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5 What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
- What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!...Read the whole joke
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6 What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
- What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool....Read the whole joke
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7 What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...
- Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to...Read the whole joke
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8 What do Arabs do on saturday night?
- What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates....Read the whole joke
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9 What do Germans use for birth control?
- What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!...Read the whole joke
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10 What do the Chinese call a 69?
- Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!...Read the whole joke
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11 What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
- What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin....Read the whole joke
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12 What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
- What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist....Read the whole joke
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13 What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
- What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500....Read the whole joke
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14 What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
- What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic...Read the whole joke
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15 What do you call a gay Indian?
- What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!...Read the whole joke
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