Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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1 That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...
- That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep....Read the whole joke
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2 The Black Sheep
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3 The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...
- The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor "Big Chief no fart." The doc...Read the whole joke
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4 The first Jewish woman President is elected...
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5 The Frenchman and the Italian...
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6 The headmistress at a girls prep school...
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7 The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...
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8 The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
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9 The power of the press
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10 The Rabbi
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11 The right way to ask a question
- A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuania...Read the whole joke
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12 The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
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13 The three survivors of the shipwreck...
- The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigat...Read the whole joke
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14 There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...
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15 There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...
- There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down i...Read the whole joke
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16 There were three Eskimos in Alaska...
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17 This black guy is walking along a beach when...
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18 This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...
- This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Ha...Read the whole joke
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19 Three Chinese daughters
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20 Three people were standing on the Titanic...
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