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TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
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1 Detective report
- A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim W...Read the whole joke
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2 Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
- Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even b...Read the whole joke
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3 Did you hear about the hillbilly...
- Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I...Read the whole joke
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4 Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
- Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't th...Read the whole joke
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5 Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
- Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself....Read the whole joke
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6 Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
- Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and...Read the whole joke
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7 Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?
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8 Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
- Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements....Read the whole joke
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9 Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
- Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million yea...Read the whole joke
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10 Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
- Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500....Read the whole joke
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11 Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
- Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned tryi...Read the whole joke
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12 Did you hear about the spanish fireman...
- Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?...Read the whole joke
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13 Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
- Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn't born in Iowa? They couldn't find three wise men!!!Sent by ...Read the whole joke
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14 Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
- Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him....Read the whole joke
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15 During the Mexican/American war...
- During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days...Read the whole joke
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