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1 Take in a boarder
- An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg...Read the whole joke
157 0
2 The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th...Read the whole joke
179 0
3 There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment...
- There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One day he went shopping, his first ...Read the whole joke
149 0
4 There was an old married couple that had happily...
- There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f...Read the whole joke
144 0
5 THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
- THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU...Read the whole joke
194 0
6 This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...
- This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live...Read the whole joke
154 0
7 This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
- This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ...Read the whole joke
198 0
8 Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr...Read the whole joke
286 0
9 Three old ladies are walking down the street...
- Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T...Read the whole joke
150 0
10 Too much attention
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ...Read the whole joke
193 0
11 Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ...Read the whole joke
181 0
12 Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...
- Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w...Read the whole joke
158 0

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