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1 An old lady lived by herself in a small house...
- An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town. One day she went to the local grocer...Read the whole joke
186 0
2 An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship...
- An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat on tight, so that it would...Read the whole joke
258 0
3 An old man and an old lady are getting...
- An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when all of asudden the woman bursts o...Read the whole joke
240 0
4 An old man and an old woman were sitting...
- An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the morning of their 50th wedding ...Read the whole joke
202 0
5 An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up...
- An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the d...Read the whole joke
222 0
6 An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon...
- An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready...Read the whole joke
158 0
7 An old man goes into the Social Security Office...
- An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birt...Read the whole joke
211 0
8 An old man is sitting on the park bench crying...
- An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down next to him and says, "Mist...Read the whole joke
129 0
9 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home...
- An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses' office and informe...Read the whole joke
149 0
10 An old retired man goes to his wife one day...
- An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dea...Read the whole joke
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