Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
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1 A couple of geezers were sitting...
- A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat. "How are...Read the whole joke
393 2
2 A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office...
- A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What canI do for you?"The man said...Read the whole joke
253 0
3 A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse...
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman ...Read the whole joke
315 0
4 A hearing problem
- An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20' behind her and asked "Can you ...Read the whole joke
376 0
5 A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus...
- A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stands in front of a seated young girl. Holding her ha...Read the whole joke
257 0
6 A little old lady walked into the bank...
- A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed gua...Read the whole joke
246 0
7 A man was walking down the street when he noticed...
- A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking c...Read the whole joke
262 0
8 A peculiar dress
- Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people's home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren't ...Read the whole joke
314 0
9 A use for Viagra
- A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feelin...Read the whole joke
323 0
10 A work of art
- A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened galle...Read the whole joke
298 0
11 A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm...
- A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm whenone day he walks out behind the barn and sees hi...Read the whole joke
275 0
12 Abe Lincoln
- An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a...Read the whole joke
262 0
13 Amicable old lady
- "Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's lunc...Read the whole joke
220 0
14 An elderly couple in a senior home...
- An elderly couple in a senior's home used to visit the recreation room everyday. While there, th...Read the whole joke
245 0
15 An elderly couple walk into a doctor office...
- An elderly couple walk into a doctor's office. The man tells the doctor, "Doctor, we want to hav...Read the whole joke
211 0
16 An elderly couple, living apart...
- An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said to Betsy,"We s...Read the whole joke
165 0
17 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years...
- An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says ...Read the whole joke
158 0
18 An elderly woman entered a large furniture store...
- An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is th...Read the whole joke
143 0
19 An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests...
- "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash. "I've aged like a fine o...Read the whole joke
169 0
20 An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by...
- An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's...Read the whole joke
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