The preacher said "You always have the lord by your side" - I was so pleased to be informed of this I ran 20 red lights home!
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1 The Eighteen Bottles
- The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke
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2 The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
- The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke
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3 The sex talk
- A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke
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4 There was a drunk man walking down the street turning...
- There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke
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5 There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk...
- There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke
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6 There was a young Scotsman called Andy...
- There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke
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7 Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
- THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke
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8 This guys is sitting at the end of a bar...
- This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke
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9 Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
- Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke
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10 Two drunks walk into a bar...
- Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke
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11 Two friends were out drinking...
- Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke
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