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1 Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
- |Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?Doctor: A shoebox....Read the whole joke 19 0
2 People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke 34 0
3 Pete
- Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall...Read the whole joke 52 0
4 Preventive medicine belief
- |Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries...Read the whole joke 31 0
5 Problems remembering
- |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke 31 0
6 Professional Courtesy?
- A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bi...Read the whole joke 39 0
7 Promoting an office
- |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch. So much so that he c...Read the whole joke 31 0
8 Put me into a fighting mood
- |Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Di...Read the whole joke 36 0

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