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1 I can't find the cause of your pain
- |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke 46 0
2 I have bad and very bad news
- |Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad ne...Read the whole joke 32 0
3 I have good news and bad news
- |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke 25 0
4 I often feel guilty
- |Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where...Read the whole joke 34 0
5 I think I need a pair of glasses
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank....Read the whole joke 50 0
6 I want to lose some weight
- |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke 31 0
7 I would like to havea second opinion
- |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta...Read the whole joke 36 0
8 I'm gaining weight doctor
- |Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?...Read the whole joke 83 0
9 I've got good and bad
- |I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor te...Read the whole joke 37 0
10 Is she feeling any better?
- |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke 31 0

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