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1 Dentist
- Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs ...Read the whole joke
63 0
2 Deodorant
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th...Read the whole joke
67 0
3 Did you ever have this before?
- |Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke
35 0
4 Did you take the patient's temperature?
- |Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke
43 0
5 Different Kinds of Doctors
- There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the ...Read the whole joke
52 0
6 Diseases
- The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. ...Read the whole joke
62 0
7 Do you have a solution?
- |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, wh...Read the whole joke
38 0
8 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke
51 0
9 Doctor's Notes 1
- A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff...Read the whole joke
58 0
10 Doctor's Notes 2
- At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's...Read the whole joke
55 0
11 Doctor's Notes 3
- One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive...Read the whole joke
52 0
12 Doctor's Notes 4
- I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty ...Read the whole joke
52 0
13 Doctor's Notes 5
- While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" Af...Read the whole joke
48 0
14 Doctor's Notes 6
- I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except ...Read the whole joke
48 0
15 Doctor's Notes 7
- A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk ro...Read the whole joke
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