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1 Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro...Read the whole joke
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2 The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass...Read the whole joke
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3 The Apple explosion
- |OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increase...Read the whole joke
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4 The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?...Read the whole joke
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5 The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ...Read the whole joke
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6 The computer user's reboot poem
- |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke
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7 The power of shifting
- |Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real* s...Read the whole joke
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8 The problem is at your end
- |One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was ...Read the whole joke
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9 The programmer's cheer
- |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke
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10 The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke
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11 The technical geek test
- |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke
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12 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
- |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke
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13 The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
- |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke
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14 The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke
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15 The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke
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16 The Windows Rejection Song
- |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke
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17 There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke
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18 Top nine reasons computers must be female
- |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When...Read the whole joke
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19 Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key...Read the whole joke
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20 Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
- |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke
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