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1 I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...
- I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I'm betting...Read the whole joke
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2 IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement
- IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out...Read the whole joke
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3 If Apple made toasters...
- If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The ...Read the whole joke
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4 If Cray made toasters...
- If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice t...Read the whole joke
167 0
5 If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...
- If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast...Read the whole joke
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6 If IBM made toasters...
- If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for o...Read the whole joke
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7 If Microsoft made toasters...
- If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. ...Read the whole joke
143 0
8 If Wang made toasters...
- If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toas...Read the whole joke
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9 Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...
- Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren't for Bill - She...Read the whole joke
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10 Is Windows a Virus?
- Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate qui...Read the whole joke
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