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1 A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...
- A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...Read the whole joke		 249 0
2 A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...
- A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted s...Read the whole joke		 179 0
3 A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...
- A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime...Read the whole joke		 187 0
4 A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car
- A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared...Read the whole joke		 197 0
5 A talking Frog
- A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn...Read the whole joke		 198 0
6 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
- ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just g...Read the whole joke		 220 0
7 Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...
- Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run W...Read the whole joke		 165 0
8 Acronyms
- PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE ...Read the whole joke		 222 0
9 Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
- Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're...Read the whole joke		 179 0

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