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Extraterrestaurant (n.) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.

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1 Santa Hates Your Kid
- |8. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"7. Kid asks for new bike, get...Read the whole joke 25 0
2 Santa vs. system admins
- |The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2...Read the whole joke 32 0
3 Santa's Pet Peeves
- |Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it's fruitcake on your breath and n...Read the whole joke 44 0
4 Short Christmas Jokes
- |What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh...Read the whole joke 38 0
5 Short Father Christmas
- |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a s...Read the whole joke 28 0
6 Short Reindeer Jokes
- |What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you ! Why is a reindeer like a...Read the whole joke 39 0
7 Short Snow Jokes
- |What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold shoulder!What do sn...Read the whole joke 38 0
8 Sick of the Holidays
- |Signs You're Sick of the Holidays8. You've got red and green bags under your eyes 7. You're serving...Read the whole joke 27 0
9 Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
- |8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?" 6. It lo...Read the whole joke 35 0
10 Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
- |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke 39 0
11 Some Musical Christmas Advice
- |Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to check out Verdi good ...Read the whole joke 88 1

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