Popular Mechanics 1949: Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons
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1 Old enough for cursing
- Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty wo...Read the whole joke
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2 On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
- On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on h...Read the whole joke
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3 Once when Mary was young her school...
- Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate aft...Read the whole joke
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4 One day a boy asks his dad...
- One day a boy asks his dad,"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a min...Read the whole joke
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5 One day a little boy over heard his parents...
- One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hai...Read the whole joke
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6 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
- One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She sudd...Read the whole joke
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7 One day a teacher was teaching religion...
- One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...Read the whole joke
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8 One day in class the teacher...
- One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the cla...Read the whole joke
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9 One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
- One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...Read the whole joke
176 0
10 One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
- One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if ...Read the whole joke
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11 One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...
- One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitc...Read the whole joke
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12 One of my first evenings back from overseas...
- One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl's understanding parents left us alone in the li...Read the whole joke
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13 One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
- One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She wa...Read the whole joke
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14 One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
- One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that...Read the whole joke
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15 Our bright childhood...
- 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Wha...Read the whole joke
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