Womens faults are many, while men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.
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1 Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...
- Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents' bedroom. He go...Read the whole joke
162 0
2 Lick that
- Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ...Read the whole joke
154 0
3 Like father like son
- Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. H...Read the whole joke
242 0
4 Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
- Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother...Read the whole joke
174 0
5 Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
- Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he...Read the whole joke
183 0
6 Little Johnny -- being logical
- Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi...Read the whole joke
177 0
7 Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe...Read the whole joke
167 0
8 Little Johnny comes home from school...
- Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems...Read the whole joke
186 0
9 Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ...Read the whole joke
173 0
10 Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...
- Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after...Read the whole joke
188 0
11 Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
- Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h...Read the whole joke
175 0
12 Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
- Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo...Read the whole joke
191 0
13 Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa...Read the whole joke
149 0
14 Little Johnny says to his mother...
- Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul...Read the whole joke
160 0
15 Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
- Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p...Read the whole joke
148 0
16 Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
- Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sl...Read the whole joke
149 0
17 Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
- Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teache...Read the whole joke
194 0
18 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ...Read the whole joke
131 0
19 Little Johnny was in class again...
- Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ...Read the whole joke
143 0
20 Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt...Read the whole joke
186 0

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