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1 The Bar Basement
- Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y...Read the whole joke
198 0
2 The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give...Read the whole joke
150 0
3 The customs of an Irishman
- |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ...Read the whole joke
186 0
4 the drunk contest
- A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's...Read the whole joke
268 0
5 The Hamster Show
- A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth...Read the whole joke
188 0
6 the knot
- A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s...Read the whole joke
174 0
7 The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ...Read the whole joke
147 0
8 The story of a very short man
- |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot...Read the whole joke
196 0
9 The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A...Read the whole joke
154 0
10 There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look...Read the whole joke
180 0
11 They are stopped by the police
- |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli...Read the whole joke
157 0
12 This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win...Read the whole joke
140 0
13 This tells me that I must be drunk
- |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ...Read the whole joke
158 0
14 Three vampires go to a bar
- |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ...Read the whole joke
146 0
15 Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke
170 0
16 Twelve Inch Pianist
- This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit...Read the whole joke
154 0
17 Two Irish Men in A bar
- There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing...Read the whole joke
182 0
18 Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked....Read the whole joke
147 0

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