Decaflon (n.) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
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1 A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke
645 0
2 A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke
371 0
3 A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke
474 0.5
4 A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke
407 0
5 A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke
389 0
6 A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke
321 0
7 A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke
500 0
8 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke
549 0
9 A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke
961 0
10 A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke
305 0
11 Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke
328 0

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