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Teaching the child - |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th...Read the whole joke
30
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2
The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke
40
0
3
The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke
42
0
4
The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke
46
0
5
The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke
36
0
6
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke
43
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7
The whole world could be happy - |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke
38
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8
The world's smartest man? - |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe...Read the whole joke
39
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9
There are lawyers on the flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke
34
0
10
There is a blond on the plane - |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke
46
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11
There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke
40
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12
There's a parrot on the plane - |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke
40
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13
Those raccoons are not luggage - |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke
35
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14
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke
45
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15
Training the blonde - |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ...Read the whole joke
38
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