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1 A blind pilot is flying this plane?
- |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke
454 0
2 A plane flying in the 1930s
- |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke
381 0
3 A Skydiving lesson
- |All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. Durin...Read the whole joke
385 0
4 Air Force One crashes
- |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke
580 2.5
5 Airlines running operating systems
- |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke
362 0
6 An emergency landing
- |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...Read the whole joke
405 0
7 An engineer and a programmer
- |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke
368 0
8 Are blind pilots flying?
- |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke
321 2

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