George W Bush quotes: For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America
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1 Tactfullness
- The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting t...Read the whole joke
235 0
2 Telegram received from ex-employee
- Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."...Read the whole joke
309 0
3 The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...
- The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke
176 0
4 The boss called one of his employees into the office...
- The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company...Read the whole joke
210 0
5 The company president called the chief security guard...
- The company president called the chief security guard into his office. "Chuck, we've received a comp...Read the whole joke
197 0
6 The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...
- The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking ...Read the whole joke
211 0
7 The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...
- The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, "I should be bos...Read the whole joke
236 0
8 The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...
- The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announ...Read the whole joke
189 0
9 The most painful part
- A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice th...Read the whole joke
278 0
10 The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...
- The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some mon...Read the whole joke
173 0
11 The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...
- The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke
172 0
12 The Perfect Worker
- The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke
184 0
13 The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
- The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that...Read the whole joke
250 0
14 The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
- The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke
171 0.5
15 The Yuppette had risen to executive level...
- The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her...Read the whole joke
201 0
16 There are thousands of sex phone lines for men...
- There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women w...Read the whole joke
146 0
17 Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
- Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us...Read the whole joke
213 0
18 Three envelopes
- A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepp...Read the whole joke
206 0
19 Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...
- Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple o...Read the whole joke
151 0
20 Time to quit
- As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant ...Read the whole joke
171 0

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