Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Home | Most Visited Add Joke | Top Rated # A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Bookmark and Share

* Welcome to Random Quotes & Jokes *
You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet! Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing. Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!

# Title Hits Rating
1 A bus station is where a bus stops...
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work...Read the whole joke
375 1.5
2 A customer sent an order to a distributor...
- A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money....Read the whole joke
347 0
3 A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke
329 0
4 A man goes to his bank manager and says...
- A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th...Read the whole joke
576 2.5
5 A man was being interviewed for a job...
- A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a...Read the whole joke
518 2.5
6 A man was interviewing for a sales representative...
- A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the positi...Read the whole joke
306 0
7 A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke
261 0
8 A middle manager is called into his bosses office...
- A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid o...Read the whole joke
275 0
9 A responsible applicant
- Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you...Read the whole joke
274 0
10 A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing...Read the whole joke
279 0
11 A small analogy
- Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ...Read the whole joke
277 0
12 A succession of generations
- The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. T...Read the whole joke
276 0
13 A suitable transplant
- A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the...Read the whole joke
238 0
14 A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
- A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick a...Read the whole joke
311 0
15 A very modest lady applied for a job...
- A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was...Read the whole joke
219 0
16 A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...Read the whole joke
177 0
17 Advisor on sexual matters
- The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally named advisor on 'Sexual Matt...Read the whole joke
232 0
18 After working together for a while...
- After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really de...Read the whole joke
169 0
19 An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to...Read the whole joke
157 0
20 As the end of the day drew near...
- As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his of...Read the whole joke
230 0

Page(s)   1 


Copyright © 2009 - 2013 randomquotesjokes.com