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1 Want some chicken?
- Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid...Read the whole joke
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2 What are 3 problems about being an egg?
- What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ...Read the whole joke
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3 What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
- What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ...Read the whole joke
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4 What came first, the chicken or the egg?
- What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!...Read the whole joke
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5 What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
- What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken....Read the whole joke
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6 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
- What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer....Read the whole joke
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7 What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- What did the elephant say to the naked man?That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!...Read the whole joke
188 0
8 What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
- What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam"....Read the whole joke
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9 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
- What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!...Read the whole joke
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10 What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
- What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn...Read the whole joke
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11 What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M...Read the whole joke
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12 What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
- What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky...Read the whole joke
181 0
13 What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
- What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!...Read the whole joke
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14 What do you call a sleeping bull?
- What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer...Read the whole joke
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15 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
- What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger...Read the whole joke
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16 What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
- What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm....Read the whole joke
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17 What do you do with a dog with no legs?
- What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag....Read the whole joke
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18 What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
- What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy...Read the whole joke
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19 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
- Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit...Read the whole joke
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20 What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
- What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!...Read the whole joke
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