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1 Have you ever smelled moth balls?
- Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?...Read the whole joke
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2 How do you catch a polar bear?
- How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, ...Read the whole joke
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3 How do you catch an elephant?
- How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke
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4 How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
- How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick....Read the whole joke
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5 How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
- How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo...Read the whole joke
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6 How do you make a cat drink?
- How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve...Read the whole joke
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7 How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in...Read the whole joke
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8 How to Catch a White Elephant
- How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submit...Read the whole joke
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9 How To Give Your Cat a Pill
- How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows...Read the whole joke
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10 How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mista...Read the whole joke
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11 How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling ele...Read the whole joke
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12 How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based...Read the whole joke
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13 Hungry Snake
- Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to...Read the whole joke
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