"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
Home | Most Visited Add Joke | Top Rated
# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Bookmark and Share

* Welcome to Random Quotes & Jokes *
You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet! Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing. Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!

# Title Hits Rating
1 Elephants
- How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back....Read the whole joke
373 0
2 Elephants II
- What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash...Read the whole joke
303 0
3 Elephants III
- How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you ...Read the whole joke
271 0
4 Elephants IV
- How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by...Read the whole joke
273 0
5 Elephants IX
- Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephan...Read the whole joke
301 0
6 Elephants V
- Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles....Read the whole joke
297 0
7 Elephants VI
- How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lu...Read the whole joke
290 0
8 Elephants VII
- What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it......Read the whole joke
270 0
9 Elephants VIII
- What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant wit...Read the whole joke
268 0
10 Excerpts from the rural life
- A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooste...Read the whole joke
301 0

Page(s)   1 

Copyright © 2009 - 2014 randomquotesjokes.com