Ever notice how itís a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
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1 A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke
187 0
2 Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke
228 0
3 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke
216 0
4 An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
- An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke
210 0
5 An elephant...
- An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke
247 0
6 An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke
176 0
7 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke
233 0
8 An old lady owned two monkeys...
- An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke
187 0
9 At an auction
- During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke
222 0

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