If a man makes a statement in a forest, and there's no woman there to hear it, is he still wrong?
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1 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...
- A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and t...Read the whole joke
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2 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps...Read the whole joke
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3 A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c...Read the whole joke
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4 A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i...Read the whole joke
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5 A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down...Read the whole joke
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6 A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke
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7 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke
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8 A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke
251 0
9 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke
284 0
10 A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke
236 0
11 A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke
225 0
12 A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke
257 0
13 A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke
248 0
14 A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke
212 0
15 A robber was robbing a house...
- A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke
208 0
16 A Second Opinion
- A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke
225 0
17 A talking horse
- A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke
234 0
18 A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke
246 0
19 A veterinarian surgeon...
- A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...Read the whole joke
215 0
20 A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke
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