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1 A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke
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2 A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin...Read the whole joke
386 0
3 A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm......Read the whole joke
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4 A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori...Read the whole joke
394 0
5 A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a...Read the whole joke
366 0
6 A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ...Read the whole joke
394 0
7 A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege...Read the whole joke
383 0
8 A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan...Read the whole joke
391 0
9 A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting...Read the whole joke
356 0
10 A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...
- A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having ...Read the whole joke
523 0
11 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof....Read the whole joke
525 0
12 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...
- A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. "What's your name?" she asks the fir...Read the whole joke
482 0
13 A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,...Read the whole joke
480 0
14 A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m...Read the whole joke
453 0
15 A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t...Read the whole joke
467 0
16 A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ...Read the whole joke
363 0
17 A horse and a rabbit
- A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole an...Read the whole joke
457 0
18 A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"...Read the whole joke
346 0
19 A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ...Read the whole joke
342 0
20 A little girl was out with her Grandmother...
- A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the si...Read the whole joke
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