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1 Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
- |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke
195 0
2 Test ting lang
- Test ting lang din...Read the whole joke
126 0
3 The 2 Hunters
- These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t...Read the whole joke
134 0
4 The amazing flying dog
- |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p...Read the whole joke
167 0
5 The Bunny and the Snake
- Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke
229 0
6 The cat's chalkboard assignments
- |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a...Read the whole joke
183 0
7 The Feline Diet
- |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke
207 0
8 The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went...Read the whole joke
179 0
9 The preacher buys a parrot
- |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher....Read the whole joke
164 0
10 The story of the bats
- |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of...Read the whole joke
268 0
11 The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke
220 0
12 There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke
203 0
13 There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do...Read the whole joke
166 0
14 These chickens want books
- |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ...Read the whole joke
287 0
15 They're boasting about race records
- |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l...Read the whole joke
208 0
16 This dog is acting bad
- |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke
192 0
17 This is one smart dog
- |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke
160 0
18 Three very tough mice
- |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says...Read the whole joke
270 0
19 Two angry neighbors
- |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke
161 0
20 Two fools are about to go flying
- |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...Read the whole joke
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