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1 I think that I'm a chicken
- |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke
189 0
2 I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
- Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke
359 0
3 I'll use my seeing eye dog
- |A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the midd...Read the whole joke
250 0
4 Installing a Carpet
- |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke
211 0
5 Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
- |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke
191 0
6 Investigating a terrible accident
- |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke
204 0

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