An English astronomy professor said in the early 19th century that air travel at high speed would be impossible because passengers would suffocate
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1 A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke		 348 0
2 A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke		 269 0
3 A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke		 234 0
4 A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke		 260 0
5 A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke		 404 0.5
6 A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke		 277 0
7 A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke		 315 0
8 A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke		 425 0
9 A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke		 327 0
10 A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke		 375 0
11 An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke		 196 0
12 Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke		 226 0
13 Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke		 285 0

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