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My son swallowed the can opener
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Doctor Jokes
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The Joke
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!