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Another costume
Category Men
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Total Comments 0
The Joke
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig leaf. He says, "Not big enough."She brings out a bigger one. He says, "Still not big enough."She brings out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big enough."She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over yourshoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"
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