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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks...
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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what'sgoing on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? Theman smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my datedrunk."
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