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Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand brought to a village and put before the cheif.He says to the firstguy,"As punishment for tresspassing I give you a choice, death or Ru Ru".Notwanting to die he picks Ru Ru.He is then beatenand buggered to unconciousness right in front of his friend.The 2nd guywhenasks says "I'd rather die than suffer that ". The chief says "Great,death itis,death by Ru Ru"!!!
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