After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Home | Most Visited Add Joke | Top Rated
# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Bookmark and Share

* Welcome to Random Quotes & Jokes *
You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet! Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing. Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...
Category Ethnic
Total Hits 180
Rating
Total Comments 0
The Joke
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles andsays, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
Rate this joke
Send this joke to your friends
Your Name :     :
Friends email :
Leave your comment for this joke
Your Name *:
Email Add *: 
Website        :

Enter your comment
 
Enter the image below :

Comments for this joke


Copyright © 2009 - 2014 randomquotesjokes.com