Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."
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