You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet!
Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing.
Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!
Flush
Category
Bar Jokes
Total Hits
61
Rating
Total Comments
0
The Joke
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo's through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" The drunk responds, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls." The bartender opens the door and looks in. You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!
