CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
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I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
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Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.
