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|One day Mikey was sitting in his apartment
doorbell unexpectedly rang. He answered the door and found a
standing on his porch with a strange object.
that?" Mikey asked. "It's a thermos," the salesman
does it do?" asked Mikey. "This baby," the salesman said,
things hot and cold things cold."
After some deliberation Mikey
bought one, deciding it would really help
his lunch situation. The next
day he arrived at the plant where he
works. Sure enough, all the
other employees were curious about his new
object. "What is it?" they
"It's a thermos," Mikey replied.
"What does it do?" they
"Well," Mikey says in a bragging manner, "It keeps hot things
and cold things cold."
"What do ya got in it?"
Mikey says, "Three cups of coffee and a popsicle."
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