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Martin had just received his brand new drivers
license. The family troops
out to the driveway, and climbs in the
car, where he is going to take
them for a ride for the first time.
Dad immediately heads for the back
seat, directly behind the newly
minted driver.

"I'll bet you're back there to get a change of
scenery after all
those months of sitting in the front passenger
seat teaching me how to
drive," says the beaming boy to his father.


"Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the
back
of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me
all these
years."
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