What do you call a psychic midget that escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Home | Most Visited Add Joke | Top Rated
# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Bookmark and Share

* Welcome to Random Quotes & Jokes *
You've just found the largest jokes site on the internet! Over 20,000 jokes all categorized for easy viewing. Search for jokes by keyword, by rating, or browse by category. Submit, comment, or rate on your favorites, and remember to bookmark us, we update every day!

Parent jokes
Category More Jokes
Total Hits 333
Total Comments 0
The Joke
There was this little kid who had a bad

habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he

didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his
mother had her friends over for a game of bridge.
The boy points to
an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I
know what you've
been doing!"
Rate this joke
Send this joke to your friends
Your Name :     :
Friends email :
Leave your comment for this joke
Your Name *:
Email Add *: 
Website        :

Enter your comment
Enter the image below :

Comments for this joke

Copyright © 2009 - 2014 randomquotesjokes.com