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expectant fathers were in a
Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while
their wives were in
The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations
sir, you're the father of twins."
"What a coincidence!" the man
said with some obvious pride. "I work
for the Minnesota Twins
The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the
"You, sir, are the father of triplets."
that's really an incredible coincidence," he answered. "I
the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live
An hour later, while the other two men were passing
cigars around, the
nurse came back. This time, she turned to the
third man, who had been
quiet in the corner. She announced that his
wife had just given birth to
quadruplets. Stunned, he barely could
"Don't tell me another coincidence?" asked the nurse.
After finally regaining his composure, he said, "I don't
I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
this, everybody's attention turned to the fourth guy,
who had just
fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side
after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
asked, "Sir, are you all right?"
"Yes" says the man, "I'm o.k.
now. I just had a shocking thought. I
work at the 7-11 Store."
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