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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a
chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look," she said. "What's
your secret for a long happy
life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also
drink a
case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never
exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'


"Twenty-six," he said.
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